At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
tell me about the eggs
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