we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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