ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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