I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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