this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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