Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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