I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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