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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Every concussion has its silver lining
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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