Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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