just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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