Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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