Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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