Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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