Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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