ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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