i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
MIDGETS
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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