2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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