I'm eating all of the evidence.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
