And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
