There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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