I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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