I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize