He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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