You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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