It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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