well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I need moral support for this bender
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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