you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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