Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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