Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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