i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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