Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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