it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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