After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We had sex on a dog bed..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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