My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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