All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I got inside last night via doggy door
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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