i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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