Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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