i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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