She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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