I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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