Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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