you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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