Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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