Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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