At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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