That's intense
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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