Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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