I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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