So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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