I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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