it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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