so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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