It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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